Cargo capacity is a go

"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher) 05/25/2018 at 10:00 • Filed to: Two Wheels Good

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I mounted an old milk crate to the $100 Elite yesterday. I did a super professional job ... Old hose clamps and cold water clamps are how the pros do it, right?

My buddy and I are headed down to the Indy 500 tomorrow morning. This will be my 22nd in a row, and his 13th. For the first time ever, we are bringing scooters. I’m bringing the cantankerous but working Elite 80, and he’s bringing the Zuma 50 that spent a bunch of time in my garage. We are extremely excited.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > shop-teacher 05/25/2018 at 13:51

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Real men use zip ties.

shop-teacher > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/25/2018 at 14:23

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Damnit! I done screwed up!

There’s a zip tie holding down the tail of one of the hose clamps, so it doesn’t stab me in the ass, does that count?

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/25/2018 at 18:10

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Meh, according to Red Green, real men use duct tape! The Handyman’s secret weapon!

fryguy > shop-teacher 05/25/2018 at 21:30

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I take issue with the Honorable Mr. McBoogerballs. Were the DeanFoods people going to help? No. Were the Organic Limes going to help? No. One uses what one has handy.